American Idyll

yes, the river knows

Tuesday, April 02, 2013

Fore!..Five...Six...








If you drink,
don't drive.
Don't even putt.
--Dean Martin


I have a tip that
can take five strokes
off anyone's golf game:
it's called an eraser.
--Arnold Palmer



They call it golf
because all of the other
four-letter words
were taken.
--Raymond Floyd

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