Which Nobody Can Deny

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang "Happy Birthday."

--Stephen Wright

May you live all the days of your life.

--Jonathan Swift

They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.

--Malcolm Cowley

O may my heart's truth still be sung

On this high hill in a year's turning.

--Dylan Thomas

The older the fiddler, the sweeter the tune.

--Irish proverb