Whiskey Before Breakfast

Graham Parker: Disney's America

In this world of sin and sorrow,
there is always something
to be thankful for.
As for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
--H.L. Mencken


William S. Burroughs: A Thanksgiving Prayer



I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone
in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast,
and then I killed them and took their land.
--Jon Stewart