Massage The Earth With Your Feet

Beethoven: Symphony No. 6 (Pastoral)

1) Tell the Earth, I love you. I can't live without you.
2) You may be embarrassed to be lovers with the Earth.
Let it go.
3) Spend time with her.
4) Ask her what she wants, likes and needs---
then try to give it to her.
5) Massage the Earth with your feet.
6) Admire her views often.

7) Circulate erotic energy with her.
8) Smell her.
9) Taste her.
10) Touch her all over.
11) Hug and stroke her trees.
12) Talk dirty to her plants.
13) Swim naked in her waters.

14) Lay on top of her, or let her get on top.
15) Do a nude dance for her.
16) Sing to her.
17) Kiss and lick her.
18) Bury parts of your body deep inside her soil.
19) Plant your seeds in her.
20) Love her unconditionally even when she's angry or cruel.

21) Keep her clean. Please recycle.
22) Work for peace. Bombs hurt.
23) If you see her being abused, raped, exploited,
protect her as best you can.
24) Protect her mountains, waters and skies.
25) Vow to love, honor and cherish the Earth
until death brings you closer together forever.

--Elizabeth Stephens / Annie Sprinkle
Twenty-Five Ways to Make Love to the Earth