But I Was Before I Went In There

Recently,
in a
public bathroom,
I used the
handicapped stall.
As I emerged,
a man in
a wheelchair
asked me
indignantly,
"Are you handicapped?"
Gathering
all my aplomb,
I looked him
in the eye
and said,
"Not now.
But I was
before I
went in there."
--George Carlin

Tanner Canyon sidewall (above)
Tower of Ra from Slate Canyon (below)